Show dates: April 17 - 19, April 24 - 26, 2026
ABOUT THE SHOW:
We hate Shakespeare—at least that’s how it starts! But the audience quickly gets swept up in a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the Bard’s greatest hits. Packed with zombies, talking cows, and even a surprise cameo by Jerry Springer, I Hate Shakespeare! is a fast-paced, uproarious take on the classics with a modern (and slightly absurd) twist. And yes—someone gets a pie in the face.
Cast:
Jarrod Keeling: Hamlet, Othello, Cow.
Jacque Lilley: Unhappy Person, Narrator.
Teddy Waddell: British Literary Historian, Ted, Macbeth, Bill Shakespeare.
Kimberly Wolf: Desdemona, Lady Mac, Paris.
Amy Lubarsky: Queen Gertrude, Zombie Lady Anne, Witch 3, Miss Purdie.
Tom George: King Richard, TV Man, Voice of Spirit, Burbage, Jim Lange.
Larry Little: King/Ghost, Jerry Springer, Director, Macduff, Bob.
Lexi Walters: Traditional Juliet, Sheila, Fleance
Jennifer Ringer: Modern Juliet, Juliet(Dating Game).
Derrick Davidson: Laertes/Ophelia, Dick, Timon, Duncan, Anthony.
Raine Hassken: Claudius/Polonius, Iago, Banquo, Puck.
Krystal Garza: Witch, Emcee.
Shannon Whitworth: Witch 2, Zombie.
Lexi Whitworth: Cheerleader, Zombie, Romeo.

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